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This is what I do when I am happy....

When I am really upset, it is often useful to make my mom feel bad by throwing my head on the floor and demonstrating how hurt I am. I will do this whenever I hear the word no, or when I want to do somehing that my parents don’t want me to do, like standing on a chair or eating blocks of wood or stuffing a whole banana in my mouth at once. One day I will be big enough to decide for myself at which speed I will eat my banana. Until then, I have found this very effective method. It works almost every time.